will we ever win?

Tampa Bay Wins The Stanley Cup

Unless your living under a rock you probably all ready know that the Tampa Bay Lighting have won the Stanley Cup, and if your a true Philly fan, you're probably not all that happy about it. It's not that Tampa doesn't deserve the cup, or the NFL championship, but why does their road to championship always involve a firm bitch slap to face of the Philly fans along the way. BTW did anybody notice who provided all the offensive firepower for the 'bolts last night? That's right, good 'ole Ruslan Fedotenko. How come every time we get rid of a mediocre player, he turns into super-stud as soon as he dons his new uniform? Well personally I figured out how to beat the Philly curse... I'm moving to Tampa.

Meanwhile, you want to know why the Flyers didn't win? Maybe it's because both Robert Esche and Sean Burke both need hip surgery. And with out that big Stanley Cup bonus Jeremy "Styles" Roenick is trying to find a way to weasel out of his E-Z Pass fares.