October 27, 2013

Really bad


The Eagles topped last weeks offensive disaster by putting up ZERO offensive points this week in losing 15-7 to the basement dwelling NY Giants. Vick was awful from the start and should never have started. He went 6 of 9 for 31 yards and 1 interception in his almost 2 quarters of play and never crossed the 50 despite starting his first series at the 41. Matt Barkley finished the game and was better, but not really that good. His first series showed promise as he lead the team all the way down to a first and goal at the 2, but then coughed up a stupid fumble instead of throwing it away after the Giants sniffed out the naked bootleg called. Barkley went a perfect 4 turnovers in his first 4 NFL possessions. He is a machine.

For the rest of the game Barkley would make a couple good throws here and there but not enough to sustain a drive more than 2 first downs or so. In general he looked more competent this week than last and had much more zip on the ball, but he thinks he has 2 minutes to stand in the pocket and look around. The running game was terrible again as the holes just aren't as big for McCoy as they used to be and he also looks slower and indecisive. It didn't help that neither Vick or Barkley ever kept the ball on the read option plays. Bryce Brown is next to worthless.

The defense was once again impressive. Sure the Giants only punted once in the first half, but the defense ultimately held the Giants to only field goals and they got stronger as the game wore on like in past weeks. They played well enough to win the game, but they desperately needed to create a turnover to help out the pathetic offense.

Special teams were ok, and they did score the only points of the day thanks to a terrible snap on a Giants punt. The onside kick effort that followed was really poor though.

Kelly was bad this game. His first mistake was starting Vick who clearly couldn't play and sucked more than usual. So Barkley then had to come into another bad situation and without practicing with the first team offense. His other mistakes were questionable choices to go for it and not go for it during the course of game. I won't really get on him about the play call on the 2. If every know-it-all sportswriter and talkshow host on twitter was calling for a handoff to McCoy there don't you think the Giants would have been ready for that too? Granted that call probably wouldn't have resulted in a fumble, but the turnover is on Barkley not throwing it away like he's supposed to, not Kelly. On the onside kick, I would have kicked it deep, but he is right that 1 first down by the Giants and the game would be over anyway because the Eagles only had 1 timeout left. In the end the Giants did get a first and still the Eagles did get the ball back with only 27 seconds left. If they had kicked it deep though, the way the Giants punter was kicking the ball the Eagles might have been starting at their 36 instead of the 16.

Other notes:
  • After watching this terrible game I had no desire to watch any more football for the rest of the day and even wished the Flyers were playing tonight so I could watch that.
  • The new worst ad during NFL games is now the Julio Jones dancing one since the Ken Jeong one seems to have dropped out of the rotation.
  • Brady's first half was worse than Vick's: 6/8, 25 yards and 1 interception.
  • DeSean Jackson is a coward. I didn't listen, but did he say, "For who, for what?" after the game?
  • Jackson isn't the only one guilty of not putting their head down and trying to power for the first down though. Lots of players on this team don't have a clue what the goal is it seems.
  • Casey made a catch today! And he powered for a first down on it.
  • On fourth and long you throw the ball long and hope either your guy catches it or a moron on the other team does. What you don't do is dump it off for a 3 yard gain.
  • The previous play where they flagged Avant for offensive pass interference nullifying a first down was this week's Mama Deetz "Wurst" officiating of the game.
Bonus rant:
You want to identify an idiot? Anyone that says, "Chip Kelly is overmatched." Or some version of "that's a college move." every time Kelly makes a mistake. The people that say it like it because they think it makes them sound superior to and more knowledgeable about football than 1 of the 32 people in the world that's good enough to become a head coach in the NFL. Instead they sound like idiot sheep as they bleat out what every other idiot is saying.

Every coach in the league makes bad decisions. Andy Reid made hundreds. Tom Coughlin has made hundreds. Even Bill "football genius" Belichick has made hundreds. But when they make them they are just ripped for making a bad decision. There isn't this superior attitude and condescension toward them like they were from wrong side of the tracks and how dare they think they can come in here and show us what's what. Dontcha know we're the self-anointed "most knowledgeable fans in sports!"

The same attitude is present nationally in aging mediocrities like Phil Simms and Merrill Hoge who can't stand that someone might try something different and succeed, so they just nitpick the things that support their view and ignore everything else that might contradict it, like stats. And at the beginning of the season hacks like them were saying that the offense can't keep up this pace because this is the NFL and the players will wear out blah blah blah. Now they are complaining that the Eagles aren't playing fast like they were "promised." Chip Kelly did what they said he should do and now they hold it against him.

They also are making the complaint of "they said this offense was going to change the game. And it isn't!" In reality "they" is no one or maybe a couple of Chip Kelly boosters in the media, but they insinuate that somehow Chip Kelly made that claim and now this uppity college coach is getting his comeuppance. What small, bitter losers these guys are.

And mind you, these grand pronouncements are being made after a handful of games with a bad team and a QB situation that is now a disaster. Whatever happened to "I'm just going to watch and not expect much because I understand the situation going in." I picked 8-8 and so far that doesn't look like it's going to happen. So what. This season is about making the transition from the dreck and culture of losing left behind by Andy Reid to hopefully a better future. Kelly has made his share of mistakes, bad play calls and decisions and could turn out to be a total bust. But I will give him more than 7-8 games to show me what he's got.

October 23, 2013

Giants back for another beating


10/27 1:00 PMOpeningBetOnline5DimesSportsBettingBovada
NY Giants @
Philadelphia
54
-6.5
52
-5.5
51.5
-5
52
-5.5
52
-6

Bonus Question: How many quarters will Vick last?

October 20, 2013

Dallass sucks


Foles gold
This game went like no one predicted at all. Instead of a shootout it was 3 and out with the Eagles making most of them on their way to their 9th straight loss at home and a 17-3 defeat.

It's hard for me to say if the defenses just really played well or the offenses were off their games. Nick Foles was certainly off his. Last week he was the NFC offensive performer of the week and had a 133.3 QBR vs. the #9 ranked defense. This week he was the NFC's worst offensive performer and had a QBR of 42 something against the #30 ranked defense in what was the biggest, and worst game of his career.

Foles was the opposite of his previous appearances - he was indecisive, skitterish, held the ball too long, very inaccurate, and came up very small. He missed wide open players all game or didn't see them. Foles is the #1 reason the Eagles lost this game and only scored 3 pathetic points. Of course the prima donnas on the offense, LeSean and DeSean, were throwing up their hands and gesturing all game, but neither made a play of note themselves. The running game was also terrible and McCoy reverted back to dancing around instead of going where the play was designed.

The defense on the other hand probably played their best game of the year in a losing cause. The Cowboys offense is one of the best and they never really got on track. Witten was largely eliminated and though he had over 100 yards, Bryant didn't really kill the Eagles. Predictably though the defense gave up a TD drive to start the second half and another after the Henery field goal. It's like clockwork when they let down.

Chip Kelly also had a terrible game. Other than Foles's terrible play, I'm not really sure why the offense was so inept, but some of the blame has to be put on the play calls. The people who "watch the tape" I'm sure will be able to discern what was different this week. There were no long passes, but the one that predictably came after the Ryan's interception and the other to Jackson that went out of bounds. And the running game wasn't used effectively against what we were lead to believe was a porous run defense. And not going for it at the end of the first half was also weak. Henery is not going to make a 60 yard field goal.
  • Matt Barkley was actually worse than Foles. He truly sucks.
  • Defensive line had some decent pressure for a change, but nothing that was really game changing.
  • I like that the refs "let them play" in the secondary.
  • Eagles did get away with some stuff that the refs could have called.
  • Despite only scoring 3, it wasn't because of killer, inopportune penalties or turnovers. So there is that positive!
  • I remember Brian Baldinger saying of Chip Kelly early in the summer that he would run circles around Monte Kiffen. I wonder if that will come up tomorrow on the radio.
  • I am so tired of Jason Avant.
  • Specials teams did a good job in coverage except for 1 kickoff return.
  • Dez Bryant is a constant whiner.
  • I like how Romo tried to blame the back for the interception he threw right to Ryans.
  • Football genius, Terry Bradshaw, basically proclaimed after this game that Foles can't play in this league. Anyone notice Tom Brady's performance today? Everyone can and does have a terrible game.

October 16, 2013

Dallass sucks


10/20 1:00 PM OpeningBetOnline5DimesSportsBettingBovada
Dallass @
Philadelphia
-3
54.5
-2.5
55.5
-3
55.5
-2.5
55.5
-2.5
55

Bonus Question: How many records will Witten break?

October 14, 2013

F-f-f-Folin'


The Eagles went down to Florida this past Sunday and played a team that ably represents the state that they call home. Tampa finds ways to lose, is in disarray, and is diseased. But despite everything going against them they still gave the Eagles a game.


The Eagles began with an impressive opening drive and were quickly up 7-0. But then McCoy fumbled on the next possession which allowed Tampa to steady things. Tampa even led at the half 17-14 as the Eagles D was its usual shreddable self and the offense struggled due to Tampa's successful pressure and blitzing. But then on Tampa's opening drive of the second half they turned the ball over via an interception and the Eagles took the lead back. The defense then "stiffened," (ok, became somewhat less jelly-like) holding Tampa to only a field goal in the second half while the offense took control and put the game away with long, successful drives resulting in a final 31-20 score.
  • Foles had a really good game. Desean Jackson had 2 TDs, Riley Cooper made an appearance and caught one too, and Foles even QB drawed in a TD from the 4.
  • Players with 3 Pass TD and 1 Rush TD in a game this season: Cam Newton (twice), Peyton Manning, Drew Brees and Nick Foles.
  • The offense seems to move faster under Foles. Hard to accurately gauge though.
  • The offense under Foles continued its redzone success, going 3 for 4. The lone non-TD was at the end of the game when they were simply running out the clock and only needed a FG.
  • McCoy had over a 100 yards again, but he seemed to actually get battered a little this game.
  • Bryce Brown still loves to "bounce the play outside."
  • I can't remember any drop of a catchable ball.
  • The Eagles linebackers are pretty awful. Kendricks and Ryans can't cover and can be counted on to miss several tackles a game.
  • The only duo worse were Stockton and Barber.
  • The worst play of the game for the Eagles defense was when Glennon "ran" 16 yards untouched to convert a 3rd and 14. Just one of many 3rd and longs Tampa Bay picked up.
  • Opposing offenses probably have the most yards vs. the Eagles on 3rd and longs.
  • Someone needs to tell Damaris Johnson to stop running out kicks 9 yards deep into the endzone. For some crazy reason it's not working.
  • The offensive line was up and down all game. Pass protection was pretty shaky at times with guys often being left completely unblocked.
  • The defensive line was barely doing anything all game again and then finally in the 4th got a sack and some pressure.
  • Trent Cole did nothing again.
  • Start Foles.

October 9, 2013

The Bucs aren't the worst winless team


10/13 1:00 PM Opening BetOnline 5Dimes SportBetting Bovada
Philadelphia @
Tampa Bay
-1.5
49
-2
46
-1
45.5
PK
45.5
-1
45.5

Bonus Question: Can the defense give up 20+ points to the Buccaneers offense?

October 7, 2013

May the worse team lose


The Eagles 36-21 victory over the execrable NY Giants was enjoyable, but mostly uninspiring. Sure they won, but it took Eli doing his Eli thing and gift wrapping the victory for the Eagles. Up until that 4th quarter meltdown, the Eagles squandered trip after trip after trip into the redzone by kicking only field goals. And instead of being trounced, the Giants even managed to take a 21-19 lead midway through the 3rd quarter. But 3 straight series of Manning interceptions allowed Foles, subbing for an injured Vick, to lead the offense to touchdowns instead of field goals and the victory. Yay! First place!

Other notes:
  • The Giants suck.
  • While I view the defense as a Dodge Omni performing like a Dodge Omni, the offense's redzone ineptness is the biggest failure of this team. And I mostly blame the personnel. The same core group of Jackson, Avant, Celek, McCoy and most importantly, Vick failed repeatedly over the last 2 seasons and are failing again this season. Maclin being out makes it even more of a struggle. Will Foles make any difference?
  • Vick was inept throwing the ball in this game despite playing the worst defense. He didn't even complete a pass until the second quarter.
  • Vick was good running it though, until he pulled up lame.
  • Kelly was kind of bragging this week about the Eagles not having any "soft tissue" injuries because of their sports science program.
  • 3 drops for Jackson this week.
  • No drops for Celek and one great touchdown catch.
  • Eagles offense continues to rack up the massive yardage.
  • In relief, Foles had an impressive 81.8 adjusted accuracy percentage if you take out the drops and throw aways.
  • Eagles were the rare beneficiaries of bad refereeing this week with only one terrible call against.
  • Then again the refs never called any of the obvious holding by the Giants all game...
  • Yeah they were being held, but the Eagles defensive line's pressure was really weak vs. a terrible offensive line.
  • Why didn't the Giants just throw that slant pattern all day or the down the middle pass?
  • Speaking of the slant play, the last interception was not Manning's fault.
  • Does Boykin get the credit for making Victor Cruz and his stupid dancing largely disappear?
  • Boykin does get the credit for an incredible interception.
  • Desean Jackson caught a redzone touchdown!!!

October 3, 2013

Double dose of Manningface could prove deadly


10/06 1:00 PM Opening BetOnline 5Dimes SportBetting Bovada
Philadelphia @
NY Giants
55
-4
53.5
-1
53
-1
53.5
-1
53.5
-3

Bonus Question: Who will have more drops, Celek or Hakeem Nicks?