July 25, 2004

Geniuses I say, Geniuses!


And who wanted that fruitloop? Ricky Williams retired after a long 5 yr career. Time for DM to get us a Championship!

July 22, 2004

Top 10 myths and lies in sports (according to Fox Sports)


1. Bad calls even out
2. "I don't use steroids."
3. Wayne Gretzky is, without question, the greatest hockey player of all time
4. You can't buy a championship
5. Willis Reed won Game 7 of the 1970 NBA Finals just by walking on the court
6. The 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team won the Cold War
7. You have to have played the game at a high level to fully understand it
8. "I'm on the pill."
9. "If I don't get it, it sucks."
10. "Waive the final year of my contract and I promise I'll sign for the mid-level exemption." — Carlos Boozer

Who's Carlos Boozer? Anyway, here's the link.

July 21, 2004

Millwood Shows Up!

And the Phils win by a single run against a division foe. Imagine that.

Ok, so I don't care that much, but I needed a sports related post to forward this dandy: http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/this_land_af. Man, the SLAP, "What did I do?" was hillarious. The entire thing was quite comical.

July 14, 2004

Trotter returning?


Rumor has it that Jeremiah Trotter will be returning the Eagles but I can't find confirmation on the interweb however. If true, it just shows that the fans once again know what they're talking about. Fans - our receivers suck. Eagles - no they don't. Fans - our receivers suck. Eagles - no they don't. Fans - our receivers suck. Eagles - ok maybe they could be better, here's T.O. Fans - our pass rush sucks. Eagles - no it doesn't, here's Kearse however. Fans - our linebacker corps is too small or too slow and not that good. Eagles - no it isn't and linebackers aren't important. Our linebackers are fine.

Next up, filling the holes created by Vincent and Taylor leaving.

Update: here's confirmation.

July 12, 2004

Free Agent Update


Mark Recchi decided not to resign with the Flyers after Bobby Clark decided he wouldn't attempt to sign Recchi until there was a collective bargaining agreement in place. Mark decided to go back to the city of Pittsburgh where he started his NHL career back in 1988. Mark was the leading scorer last season for the orange and black, but with the signing of two younger and cheaper right wings, Knuble and Stevenson, there wasn't much room for Mark or his veteran salary.

In other free agent news, long time Phantom and part time Flyer Kirby Law has signed with the Minnesota Wild. Also our fierce rivals the Ottawa Senators just picked up a veteran (over-the-hill) goaltender with Dominic Hasek.

July 8, 2004

The Real Dog Shines


Despite Eskin's daily heckling of Bobby A, tonite BA came up big. Within the last week of WIP radio, it was Eskin mocking BA for never getting a game winning home run... or yet, a game winning RBI. Well, tonite, Bobby A tied the game in the seventh with an RBI single. He later capped his 4/5 night off with a game winning home run in the ninth.

Millwood is the dog on this team that Eskin and others should exert more energy ripping. The guy showed how little his male organs were during last year's penant race. This year our "ace" has contributed nothing to the team. The Phils' first need is starting pitching.

Meanwhile... JT hit his league leading 28th home run.

July 4, 2004

Clarkey Makes a Move


The Philadelphia Flyers announced on Saturday that they have signed right wing Mike Knuble (kuh-NOO-buhl) and right wing Turner Stevenson each to a three-year contract, according to General Manager Bob Clarke. Per club policy, financial terms were not disclosed. Knuble and Stevenson each became Group III unrestricted free agents on July 1.

"Both are huge players, skate well and play physical," said Clarke in making the announcement. "Knuble is the better scorer of the two and Stevenson is the more physical. They bring real good size to our forward crew."

[seems as if Rex and either Fridge or Brash likely gone, with Amonte and/or LeClair bought out]