November 27, 2012

Nobody cares


The players on the Eagles offense resembled the lineup in a preseason game, the import of the game resembled a preseason game, the defenses effort resembled less than that of a preseason game, and the fans level of interest was also less than that of a preseason game. But it was a real game, and this laughable and pathetic 30-22 loss to Carolina counts toward Reid's ignominious total and will further tug on the single horse hair holding the <cliche>sword of Damocles</cliche> over his head.

Other notes:
  • Eagles terrible in the redzone as usual.
  • Eagles terrible on turnovers as usual. Over the last 2 seasons, the Eagles rank last in the NFL in turnover margin at -31.
  • Bryce Brown was down though - knee and forearm - on his first fumble. Great job NFL auto replay. Great job ESPN.
  • Eagles secondary execrable as usual. Cut them all.
  • Cam Newton is so overrated. He's as erratic as Vick and I love how goes down so easy. He's the anti-Roethlisberger.
  • Eagles fans in the stadium did us proud, especially mocking the defense's first stop of the game with the mock wild cheering.
  • Bryce Brown was good in preseason so it is apt he was good in this game.
  • Nick Foles was barely mediocre and very lucky he didn't get pick sixed several times. He made bad decisions and was late on a ton of throws. No future.
  • I enjoyed the Panthers attributing their finally pulling out a game late instead of blowing it to their effort and pulling together. HAHAHA. You were playing the Eagles, fools.
  • Fire Andy.

November 24, 2012

Battle for the Basement


11/26 8:30 PM ET Opening5DimesBetOnline JustBetBetLegends
Carolina @
Philadelphia
41
2.5
40.5
2.5
40.5
3
40.5
3
40.5
3
Matchup

Bonus Question: Could the Eagles defensive line get a sack on the Eagles offensive line?

November 18, 2012

No future




God save coach Reid
His football regime
They think you're a moron
Stringin' us along

God save coach Reid
He ain't no winning being
There is no future
In Eagles fan's dreaming

Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future,
No future for you

Reuben Frank put in the effort to review this pathetic embarrassment because he gets paid to, I don't and I don't feel like it, so I'm outsourcing to him. Read it, it's good.

November 11, 2012

Dallass sucks, Eagles are brutal


The bong noise that rang through a near empty Eagles stadium when Henery MISSED an extra point sounded to me like the gong telling Andy Reid, his staff, the front office and this entire pathetic bunch of talentless chumps currently wearing Eagles jerseys to immediately get off the stage.

So seven more games of Reid's Eagles and Vick's dynasty to go. I guess we can look forward to watching Foles get pummeled for the rest of the year though.

November 10, 2012

Nobody cares that Dallass sucks


11/11 4:25 PM ET Opening5DimesBetOnline JustBetBetLegends
Dallass @
Philadelphia
45.5
-4.5
44
1
44
1
44
2
44
1
Matchup

Bonus Question: When will the "Fire Andy" chants begin? Give the quarter and time.

November 6, 2012

Bad news Eagles


How much more pathetic can it get? How many rushers can come into the backfield completely untouched? How many redzone trips can result in a pathetic comedy of errors and no points or points for the other team? How do you score only 13 points vs. one of the worst defenses? How many pathetic tackling attempts can fail? How many penalties can a team take to give another a free first down? Oh yeah, this is the going on a playoff run, dynasty in the making Philadelphia Eagles, so the answer ia about 50 or so for almost every question.

The season is over.

November 2, 2012

Playoff run begins!


11/05 8:30 PM ET Opening 5Dimes BetOnline JustBet Legends
Philadelphia @
New Orleans
53
-2
51.5
-3
52
-3
51.5
-3
52
-3
Matchup

Bonus Question: Will Brees set any records this week?