April 28, 2007

Even Eskin can't explain this


Eagles defense sucks and the Eagles have plenty of quality quarterbacks already, so the Eagles brilliantly trade their first round pick to division rival Dallass who drafts for the exact position I thought the Eagles should be filling, defensive end, and draft some quarterback from Houston, home of supreme QB busts David Klingler and Andre Ware, at 36 when he was projected to go late 2nd or early in the 3rd round. And then to top it off they draft a lesser (according to the experts - how would I know?), undersized (typical) defensive end later in the second round than what they passed on at 26.

And to top it off they got less for their first round pick from Dallass than the Patriots got from San Francisco 2 picks later and then they act like they've won 3 Super Bowls in their explanatory press conference. They act like there's no holes to fill NOW while at the same time admitting they wanted Merriweather and Benson. How does that square?

But look at the bright side, they saved a bunch of $$$ by not having to pay anyone first round money and they didn't pick the 25 year old BYU guy or any BYU guys so far. And their last 3 picks of the day might actually help the team next year. I still don't get the first pick though.

Here are links to the profiles of their picks:
Kevin Kolb, QB - kinda looks like a dumb Johnny Knoxville.
Victor Abiamiri, DE - kinda looks like Keith Byers.
Stewart Bradley, OLB - get a haircut, hippie.
Tony Hunt, RB - yea, a power runner! Can't wait till all the PSU losers call WIP and act like he's the next Franco Harris.
C.J. Gaddis, S/CB
Brent Celek, TE - this is the guy that screwed Rutgers last year.
Rashad Barksdale, CB
Nate Ilaoa, FB/RB

Later to Moats, McDougal, and bowtie guy.

April 25, 2007

Eagles 2007 draft predictions


Last year's draft class may have been the best class ever. The Eagles though managed to avoid its success despite having a million picks. Only Gaither made any meaningful contribution when he was put in at the end of the season. Another example of that brain trust's gold standard stuff.

Nobody has any real idea who the Eagles will get at pick 26, but I predict the Eagles will again find the rough in the diamonds, the 1 guy that contributes nothing all year. They are also good at finding the one guy that gets hurt early on. Or trading up to get a guy like McDougal, who gets hurt and also sucks - a truly special player.

Despite having no clue, people have made their guesses based on what they think the Eagles need - safety, defensive end, linebacker, and apparently cornerback.

Safeties
Brandon Meriweather, Miami - Philadelphia Inquirer's Marc Narducci
Michael Griffin, Texas - nfldraftcountdown.com, ESPN Sportsnation, Inside the Eagles
Eric Weddle, Utah - draftking.com

Defensive Ends
Jarvis Moss, Florida - Don Banks, si.com
Charles Johnson, Georgia - About Football
Other possibility: Anthony Spencer, Purdue

Linebackers
Jon Benson, Miami - Ourlads Scouting, profootballtalk.com

Cornerbacks
Aaron Ross, Texas - Fox Sports. NFLDraftScout.com
Darrelle Revis, Pittsburgh - Draft Daddy and docsports.com
Reggie Nelson, Florida - Scouts Inc.
Other possibility: Marcus McCauley, Fresno State

Defensive Tackles
Alan Branch, Michigan - scout.com (I hope not.)

Wide Receivers
Dwayne Bowe, LSU - Fox Sports

USA Today's "experts" are all over the place - Alan Branch, DT, Michigan, Ryan Kalil, C, Southern Cal, Jon Beason, LB, Miami, Aaron Ross, CB, Texas, Dwayne Bowe, WR, LSU, Jon Beason, LB, Miami, Chris Houston, CB, Arkansas, Aaron Ross, CB, Texas

As for myself, get a defensive end - I know, boring and what's one more right? But Howard sucks, Kearse is a question mark, and Trent Cole dropped off big time as the season wore on. McDougal needs to be cut, Chris Gocong isn't going to be anything anytime either (what a dumb pick). Eagles need a better, more consistent pass rush. They need run stopping more but they already have too much invested in Patterson and Bunkley so they're not going to go there again. I'd go with Jarvis Moss, but like everyone else it's just a best guess. If not I'd be happy with Merriweather even though he's a wannabe gangsta like Pacman Jones.

Added: I'd even be happy if they took this guy. What have they got to lose?

April 23, 2007

We are the champions!


In case you missed it, and I don't know how you did, Philadelphia's MISL franchise, the Kixx won the championship! WOOHOO! Who's going to the parade with me?!?!?!

April 11, 2007

Eagles 2007 schedule


Sep 9 @ Green Bay 1:00pm
Sep 17 Washington 8:30pm
Sep 23 Detroit 1:00pm
Sep 30 @ N.Y. Giants 8:15pm
Week 5 BYE
Oct 14 @ N.Y. Jets 1:00pm
Oct 21 Chicago 4:15pm
Oct 28 @ Minnesota 1:00pm
Nov 4 Dallas 8:15pm
Nov 11 @ Washington 1:00pm
Nov 18 Miami 1:00pm
Nov 25 @ New England 8:15pm
Dec 2 Seattle 1:00pm
Dec 9 N.Y. Giants 1:00pm
Dec 16 @ Dallas 4:15pm
Dec 23 @ New Orleans 1:00pm
Dec 30 Buffalo 1:00pm

Schedule looks easier to start, which is good since the Eagles always start slow and Feeley might be the QB. Also, lots of the harder teams the Eagles are playing at home which is also beneficial. Only 1 Monday night game but 3 Sunday night and maybe more with the flex schedule deal. Sunday night probably has replaced Monday as the marquee game of the week and people are figuring the Eagles will be good.

Team Grades 2006-2007


All players graded on a scale, the scale being they play for a crappy team.

Derian Hatcher D Grade C+

Amazingly Hatcher played OK this year, after having a brutal season in 2005-2006. Late in the year he found a niche as a power-play specialist.

3 Mike Rathje D Grade F

By injuring himself early in the year, Rathje had a better season than last years campaign. The guy is slow and injured, so he will surely be released.

5 Braydon Coburn D Grade C

This guy shows tons of potential and he is only 22 years old. A great trade to pick him up for the ancient Zhitnik.

6 Randy Jones D Grade D

Jones probably only played the season with the Flyers due to injuries to other defenseman. He had an inconsistent year. Hitchcock loved this guy, but he has never shown me anything special. He may spend next year with the Phantoms.

8 Geoff Sanderson LW Grade C

Dude is still fast and had a good start to the season (he was the Flyers best player before he got hurt), but was just brutal when he returned with poor passing and turnovers galore. I think he ended up relegated to the 4th line. I would try and trade him for something, but no one wanted him at the deadline. He won’t be back.

9 Scottie Upshall RW Grade B

Another great pick-up. Only 23 years old and a pretty good player already. He may be injury prone (he did miss games with the Flyers).

11 Ryan Potulny C Grade C-

Another guy who probably would have spent the season with the Phantoms if not for injuries on the Flyers. He is only 22 and will probably spend next year with the Phantoms.


12 Simon Gagne Grade B+

Proved he could still score without Peter Foresberg as he notched 40 goals. Best player on the team. Will they make him captain or does that go to Kappanen.

14 Denis Hamel Grade F

Why did they pick up this clown off of waivers? Does nothing. Will be gone and not even missed.

15 Stefan Ruzicka Grade C

Should have spent the season with the Phantoms, but this guy showed some skill when given the chance. He is terribly soft and makes some dumb plays, but is only 22. He may not get any tougher though. He may or may not make the team next year, but will eventually play in the NHL

17 Jeff Carter C Grade C

Inconsistent season for Carter who eventually looked to turn it around towards the spring. Obviously he will be back.

18 Mike Richards Grade C

Also obviously back, but this guy is forever getting hurt. Was great on the penalty kill though. Seems destined to be a top defensive forward not unlike Dave Poulin, scoring 12 goals a year, 5 of which will be short handed.

20 R.J. Umberger C Grade D

Umberger sucked this year on defense. Maybe they gave him responsibilities he can’t handle or maybe he is playing out of position (should be a winger) , but this dude was weak and his offense does not cover his shortcomings. Will be back next year.

22 Mike Knuble Grade B-

This guy played well. Will be back without the cage so Jim Jackson can’t blame the headgear when he loses the puck in his skates.

23 Denis Gauthier D Grade I

Probably the biggest question is whether he returns or not? Was out for long stretches this season so you have to give him an incomplete for the year. Still hits pretty good. If the Flyers sign a top defenseman he may be moved.


24 Sami Kapanen RW Grade C

Moved more into a leadership role this year. Versatile (playing point on the power play) and worth keeping around for those two reasons alone.

27 Dmitry Afanasenkov LW Grade B

Another good pick-up, this time off waivers. Seems to be blossoming as an offensive one on one type player, which the Flyers lack. A pleasant surprise and clearly mismanaged in Tampa where he was made to play the checking role.


28 Lasse Kukkonen D Grade C-

Dude blocks shots, but I did not see anything special from this guy. Will be back becasue he is young and better than the alternatives.


29 Todd Fedoruk LW Grade C

Assumed the leadership role once he arrived. Was tentative when fighting and got KTFO by Orr. Hit a lot and scored some points. Needs to regain his fighting mojo or retire. But he may not have a choice with all those steel plates and concussions.


30 Antero Niittymaki G Grade D

Weak goaltending this year from Nittimaki, who got hurt, lost the starting job to Esche and then failed to win it back. May play in Europe instead of being a back-up next year.

33 Riley Cote LW Grade C

Finally got a shot with the big club late after initially making the team out of training camp. Hit and tried to get dudes to fight. I think Stevens wants to carry a goon, so he may be back if Fedoruk retires.

42 Robert Esche G Grade F

Sucked and whined about Hitchcock. Sucked but got along better with Stevens. He is gone to be a back-up somewhere else.


43 Martin Biron G Grade B-

Good pick up and played fairly well. Seems susceptible to long and high shots from the point though. Wanted to be a starter and the Flyers are committed to him.

44 Joni Pitkanen D Grade F

Not a total bust like Calder, but he regressed this year. Will skate all around and give the puck away and make tons of bone head decisions. Best move all season was taking a Fedoruk punch on the chin in practice.

45 Alexandre Picard D+ Grade D

Again a player who should have spent the season with the Phantoms. Was fairly inconsistent on offense, not so great on defense. Has a good shot from the point and is also only 21 years old. May spend next season with the Phantoms. Had the best Flyers fight this season against the Rangers Ward.

55 Ben Eager LW Grade C+

This guy is entertaining. Good for getting under the opponents skin, hitting and occasionally fighting. Takes a lot of stupid penalties and misconducts though. Could really blossom into a good forechecker, though I think he lacks the hands to become a true power forward like Tocchett.


61 Mike York LW Grade F

Useless. The Bill Root of 2006.


Players that may make the team next year:

Claude Giroux

This scored 112 points in 62 games. Still kind of small (listed as 175lb). He will play for the Phantoms on Friday. Will go back to Junior if he does not make the team.

Steve Downie.

This guy will most likely make the team. A skilled dude that likes to fight and is a bit crazy. Only question is his size. Currently scoring a ton of points in the OHL playoffs.


Ryan Parent

Currently playing with the Phantoms. Apparently he is a speedy stay at home defenseman.

Any thoughts?

April 8, 2007

Hockey gods, why have you forsaken us?


flyers suckSo on Easter Sunday they rolled away the rock that opens the tomb known as the Flyers locker room and the corpse that is the Flyers team was still in there, ready to play the last 3 periods of the 06-07 season before it can finally be laid to rest. Permanently.

Flyers played with some heart throughout which was a surprise. I suppose you could say they were playing for pride while the Sabres were playing for nothing at all. Sabres took the lead in the first thanks to a play the Flyers have perfected this year -- the turnover at the offensive zone blue line. Two quick passes and Vanek had a semi-breakaway followed by a weak effort by Biron and the Sabres were up 1-0. Knuble quickly answered by making a perfect pass from deep in his own zone to Gagne at the Sabres blue line which led to him having a semi-breakaway and a really nice goal of his own. The announcers barely gave any credit at all to Knuble on his great pass, one of the best I've seen all year.

Early in the second Ruzicka made a real quick move from backhand to forehand at the side of the net to give the Flyers a 2-1 lead. Flyers were playing well and had the upper hand but you knew a breakdown or some sort was coming soon probably along with a bad bounce. Well the breakdown happened followed by Pitkanen (who sucks) clearing the rebound off a Sabre into his own goal. (did i mention that Pitkanen sucks?) The Sabres then took the lead with 10 seconds left in the period on a weak all around effort by the Flyers as they watched Derek Roy walk in front and then get his own rebound for the goal. Weak.

You want to know why the Flyers are the worst team in hockey this year and for the first time in their history? After 2 periods the turnovers were 4 for the Sabres and 14 for the Flyers. The Flyers are the champions of the dumb play. Sometimes they do things that make you think they'd never seen a hockey game before let alone played in one. The only thing they're missing is choking up on the hockey stick and taking shots like they're teeing off. I don't know if this problem is a lack of discipline and/or bad coaching or just plain stupidity. In Pitkanen's case I guarantee you it's stupidity. I think the guy is dumb as a rock. How many times does he make the wrong decision in a game? Anyway, this is one thing the Flyers really need to turnaround or it's going to be the same horror show next year.

So the third period starts and things look bleak. So far this season the Flyers have only won 1 game all year when trailing going into the third. How pathetic is that? But could today be #2? Knuble, who had a really good game, tied it up with a quick wristshot off a faceoff and a bad save by the Sabres scrub backup goalie. Then you felt things might work out this game when the Flyers took the lead on the power play. Too bad this was an NBC game otherwise the McDonald's powerplay payoff winner could have bought their own island. And the goal was just as surprising. It was one where they just went to the net, Knuble on a stuffer, and jammed the puck in the goal, Richards on the rebound, while the Sabres watched. Usually it's the other way around. The rest of the period the Flyers played well but blew chance after chance of taking the mythical (to them) 2 goal lead that would ensure them the victory. How many times this year have they blown a 1 goal lead in the last 2 minutes of the game and then go on to lose in OT or the stupid, gimmicky shootout? Today though that wasn't going to happen, although the Sabres had their chances, and the Flyers held on for the 4-3 victory over the team that you could say triggered their slide into oblivion. Hopefully we'll see a resurrection next year.

Other notes: Pitkanen sucks. Get him out of here. He is never going to be the player people think he should be. Who else should go? York definitely. Esche can go along with the worst mask and pads ever. Sanderson, who played like crap after his injury? Umberger, even though he's young? He had a brutal year defensively, putting up a -30 for the year. Rathje, Gautier, Picard? Who will they get in free agency? And finally, the Flyers did have one winner on their team this season -- Ben Eager, penalty minutes leader. Congratulations champ, you earned it.

April 1, 2007

Opening Day


citizens bank park

Baseball isn't my thing. I just find it a tedious game played by the biggest prima donnas in sports. But I will admit going to a game on a mild summer evening and relaxing while watching a game is appealing, usually a good time, and entertaining except for the tired, wack-ass antics of the stupid Phillie Phanatic. And this season the Phillies are supposed to actually win more games than they lose and maybe make the playoffs. Yes, that's what was supposed to happen last year as well but maybe it will come true in 2007... but probably not.

ESPN picks the Mets to win the division, Phillies to get the wildcard.
Some Fox nerd says Phillies finish third because of a bad spring training.
Diamond Mind Baseball, a genius baseball computer, picks the Phillies.
Sporting News Magazine picks the Phillies to go to the World Series. (no link)
Sports Illustrated picked the Phillies third. (no link)
Jody MacDonald picked the Phillies. (no link)
And Jimmie Rollins picked the Phillies too.

And I will pick the Phillies to make the playoffs with 89 wins and Burrell to be the team's whipping boy.

Willweeverwin NCAA pool results


Even though I picked 6 of 8 elite 8, 3 of 4 final four (should have been 4 of 4 if NC didn't choke, but then again OSU should have been eliminated twice), and both finalists, the willweeverwin pool champion is still in doubt due to how Yahoo weights things.

So according to Yahoo's Scenario Generator...

If Florida wins
1. ronscrappypicks - 159pts, 47 of 63 (picked Florida)
2. TheWrightBracket - 140pts, 44 of 63 (picked Florida)
3. RomoProBowl - 103pts, 43 of 63 (dallass sucks)
4. Netstrodamus Revenge - 101pts, 43 of 63
5. goldie's shot in the dark - 92pts, 43 of 63
6. ChillyV's Picks - 90pts, 47 of 63 (note how many games picked right)
7. ronheartsjesus - 89pts, 42 of 63
8. ChrisJoeRaeMama - 86pts, 44 of 63
9. silver fox - 86pts, 39 of 63
10. JeffC_GoTerps - 81pts, 41 of 63
11. flying hellfish - 78pts, 37 of 63
12. SeannyBoy - 64pts, 37 of 63 (stick to NASCAR)
13. Where's UConn? - 63pts, 34 of 63
14. dick cheney - 9pts, 8 of 63 (wrong about everything, as usual)

If Ohio State wins
1. Netstrodamus Revenge - 133pts, 44 of 63 (picked OSU)
2. ronscrappypicks - 127pts, 46 of 63
3. silver fox - 118pts, 40 of 63 (picked OSU)
4. TheWrightBracket - 108pts, 43 of 63
5. RomoProBowl - 103pts, 43 of 63
6. goldie's shot in the dark - 92pts, 43 of 63
7. ChillyV's Picks - 90pts, 47 of 63
8. ronheartsjesus - 89pts, 42 of 63
9. ChrisJoeRaeMama - 86pts, 44 of 63
10. JeffC_GoTerps - 81pts, 41 of 63
11. flying hellfish - 78pts, 37 of 63
12. SeannyBoy - 64pts, 37 of 63
13. Where's UConn? - 63pts, 34 of 63
14. dick cheney - 9pts, 8 of 63