will we ever win?

Douchebag Rangers

First of all this game is a tie because I do not acknowledge the false hockey that is a shoot out. That being said I will point out the positives. #1 Richards goes after douchebag Hollweg for running Umberger last game. Stuff like this is why Richards will one day captian the Flyers. #2 Gauthier hammers lil' douchie Straka with one of the best hits ever. #3 Penalty killing holds the Douchebag Rangers scoreless on 6 attempts, so uber douche Jagr can't score his precious 53rd goal and give JD a big "oh baby". #4 Esche looks real sharp. #5 Foresberg line looks very good. #6 Flyers threw a lot of hits. Now the negatives. #1 Douchebag Rangers won and remain in first place. #2 Savage got totally hammered on a check and sprained his goatee. #3 Hatcher is super slow, its like Paul Wall gave him a chopped & screwed remix. #4 Desjardins continues to find new ways to suck. #5 The Flyers continue to back in instead of standing up at the blue line, allowing the Rangers to get many shots on Esche. #6 Flyers continue to get shots blocked all the time, especially on the power play.

Still the Flyers had some chances to win this game- 2 hit posts, but the turnover from Kapanen and strong goaltending from Weeks sealed their fate. Friday is another "4 point game" against friggin Buffalo. I am calling that one a must win, as it is likely an openning round playoff preview.