September 19, 2003

As if Eagles fans weren't already alcoholics


Since the Eagles are not making a game out of their contests its time to do it for them.

Eagles Drinking Game
drink one for every return team error
drink one for every 2 yard pass
drink two if the pass is dropped
drink three if it's dropped cause McNabb made it uncatchable
drink one for every reverse/end-around
drink the rest if it's a double reverse
drink the rest if it's a quick sideways pass to Pinkston (aka 2nd and 11 play)
drink 2 for every failed 3rd down conversion
drink one for every yard a McNabb pass sails over a receiver's head

If you die from alcohol poisoning by the second quarter it's not my fault.

Designated Driver Eagles Drinking Game
drink one for every score
drink one for every sack
drink one for every running play

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