Squibb's Patronage of Cluck-U Chicken Rewarded
Move over LJ Smith, the Super Squibb is here. The soon to be former Eagles' tight end is no longer the greatest local athlete who is also a Rutgers alum. That prestigious title now belongs to Jonathan Squibb, the 2009 Wing Bowl champion. Squibb, who indubitably consumed many a grease truck fat cat, Stuff yer Face stromboli, and Cluck U Chicken wing during his time in New Brunswick, devoured 203 wings to win this year's contest.
“Nobody believed in me but my family, but I knew I could do it,” said Squibb, who is “in career transition.”Add Squibb to the ever growing list of Rutgers celebrity alumni, which includes Milton Friedman, Paul Robeson, Tony Soprano, Joanna Angel, and dudes from My Chemical Romance.
“It’s more up here than down here,” he explained, pointing first to his brain, then his stomach.
In other important wing bowl news, founder and WIP ignoramus Al Morganti wore a Red Hot Chili Peppers hat and some breasts were to be found amongst all the wings. Complete "story" here.
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