will we ever win?

Game of the Weak

7-1? Even more pathetic than before. The lone highlight of this game was Cote drilling some chump on the Penguins and then taking out Malone and his pathetic attempt at rescuing the damsel in distress. Richards did the exact same thing later in the game and inexplicably drew a charging minor and a game misconduct. Refs, you never fail to suck. Flyers however sucked the most.

So is there any light at the bottom of the toilet*? Will they make the playoffs? Here is their remaining 9 games:

Thrashers
Rangers
Islanders
@ Rangers
@ Devils
@ Islanders
@ Penguins
Devils
Pittsburgh

I see them winning 3 of these games at the most. So the answer is no, they won't make the playoffs.

*The toilet picture was taken when a beam of sunlight shone perfectly into the bowl, creating the appearance of it being illuminated from inside. It only happens at noon around August 12th, which is really close to the halfway point of summer. It's just like the Winter Solstice at Newgrange, but more impressive.