I hate Peyton Manning
I hate Peyton Manning. I hate his "I'm the smartest guy ever, oh so focused all the time" act on the sidelines. I hate his tiresome pre-snap histrionics. I hate how his center can bob up and down all he wants all day long and how Manning can repeatedly flinch but if a defender moves an inch into the neutral zone that's offsides. I hate how the referees get cowed by him. I hate all his terrible ads. I hate his Manningface - Eli's is better. I do love his repeated choking in the playoffs though. Didja know the greatest football player ever has a worse playoff winning percentage than Donovan McNabb, and a losing one at that?
Anyway, the Eagles totally sucked and that's why they lost 52-20. Things I thought they would be rid of with the firing of Reid - the sloppiness, the stupidity, the horrible special teams, bad pass protection, red zone failure - have not gone away. The majority of these players are just sloppy and stupid, can't play and need to be replaced. A better coach can't coach up a stupid as bottomlessly stupid as the Eagles I guess.
So once again another game, another bunch of drops and killer penalties (some bogus) that the offense can never overcome. (Eagles had 8 penalties for 62 yards, Broncos had a ridiculously low 2 penalties for 25. Yeah right, refs.) Another game of special teams failures, this time as massive a failure as you can get with a kickoff return and a blocked punt that both go for touchdowns. And what's an Eagles game these days without Henery missing a field goal or Donnie Jones putting several punts into the endzone?
And another game of "what the hell are they doing" defensive performance. Was there anyone within 5 yards of a receiver in the entire second half? Why are the corners playing 10 yards off the line? Why are the linebackers so deep? Why are there linebackers and defensive ends lining up to cover Wes Welker? Why did they make it so easy for Manning to throw short passes all day that resulted in 10 yards after every catch? Why did the defense give up? I would think their anger at being made to look so bad would compel them to do something, but all they did was lay down and get walked over. The Eagles need a Zac Rinaldo.
So we know the players are soft and are morons, but I thought the coach was supposed to be smart and a risk taker. Instead Kelly coached this game in fear of Peyton Manning. As I noted already, the defense played scared to "give up the big play" and instead gave up a million smaller ones on the way to being steamrolled. But the offensive play calling was equally as timid. GO FOR IT on 4th and 6 at the end of the half. Instead they punt it into the endzone giving Manning a whopping 17 more yards to go than if they had failed to gain anything on 4th down*. Then later in the game when the blowout was in full motion, Kelly is kicking more field goals. Why? So Henery can get some needed practice? When you are the bigtime underdog you have to take more risks to have a chance. The team played terrible, but Kelly's timidity just made things worse.
Now the bright side: Sure the Eagles defense was a wall of wet Kleenex, but the Ravens defense was even worse. Manning put 49 on them. The Broncos are killing everyone right now. The Eagles offense once again gained over 400 total yards including 166 rushing and averaged 6.5 yards a play. They just keep stopping themselves, but at least no turnovers this week! And the last positive is the Eagles will now be facing very beatable competition as the next eight opponents are currently 7-24 including the winless Giants and Buccaneers. The Eagles are bad, but coming up we will find out if they are really bad, or can aspire to something more, like mediocrity.
*Yes, I know the Broncos ended up starting that drive at the 10 because of a rare Broncos penalty, but the Eagles did not cause that to happen, they got a rare break.




